Archive | July, 2009

Leonidas I am not

So, I’m helping a customer out the other day. She had a boxer dog, and I asked what his name was. “Xerxes,” she said. “Oh, you liked that movie ‘The 300?’” I asked. “That movie was awesome!” she said. “Funny, I wouldn’t expect women to like that movie so much. My wife really likes it [...]

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Killin’ it — and me.

“You really need a blog,” “they” say. I agree, I suppose, but probably only if you can afford a dedicated staff person who just does that — blogs. I have no dedicated staff person. I’m everything right now, and in the hierarchy of important issues to get to, blogging is not high on the list. [...]

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WDWLT #4: There’s a patent office division for adult toys

I can only imagine what kind of searches will lead to this post… Yesterday I helped a guy from the U.S. Patent Office pick up and deliver a couch. On the drive back to his place, I asked him what he thought was the coolest invention he’d come across. Since he works in the division [...]

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Babies…

It’s a good thing I’ve potentially found a way to move MTB forward. This morning my wife said a couple of things that have frozen men everywhere in every generation: “I’ve been thinking…” which culminated with “Maybe Joseph needs a little brother or sister.” I am totally down with that. Not the thinking so much [...]

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My Truck Buddy is ALIVE!

It looks like we won’t have to catapult ALL lawyers and bureaucrats into the sea. I actually found a helpful one. Two, actually, but right now i’m talking about the guy helping me keep MTB’s giggleyberries out of the fire. Last week or so, I was ready to throw in the towel on MTB. There [...]

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Happy Independence Day!

Yeah, it’s a day late, but still, let us not forget the heroic work of Will Smith, who, with Jeff Goldblum, saved us all from interstellar barbarians. This is our Independence Day!

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