Uh oh…

Tonight my wife mentioned something she read in “Ellie” Magazine.

“I think it’s pronounced “Ell,” I said.

“How did you know that?”

“Uh, I don’t know. I guess I heard it somewhere.”

Not one minute later I asked her where she was going to get her hair done tonight.

“Uh, I’m not sure. I think it’s the biggest one in town.”

“Circe?” I asked.

“Yeah,” she said. “How did you know that?”

“I…”

Sweet Fancy Moses, I had no idea.

“Do you want to tell me something?”

“I…” Our son was playing next to me. “I am his FATHER. I’m not…YOU’RE gay!”

We had a laugh, but now she looks at me a little differently. To be fair, I did do some marketing work for a local salon, so maybe I picked something up.

Or something. Oy.